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(7 Pleased the Godfather :: Say a Blessing)

[02 Aug 2004|12:54am]

The Godfather wants a wife. preferably a male one. who isn't a complete and total asshole.

( Say a Blessing)

yo [12 Jul 2004|06:27pm]

[ mood | crazy ]

This place needs some promoting.

I'll make a banner at some point and promote it, but if you're bored...

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heh heh... [29 Jun 2004|10:09pm]

[ mood | envious ]

saw this sign near a fountain in Barcelona.
...And i found it highly amusing (as you would imagine)

is it the 'shit shit lightning is striking my crotch' dance?

what do you think?

and some people just suck:Collapse )

( Say a Blessing)

[26 Jun 2004|11:23am]

Crack Whore is back!!!

Katie what position would you like, now that your services are no longer needed?

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the crack whore is back! [23 Jun 2004|05:12pm]

[ mood | crappy ]

So sorry, crack hooker to knock you out of your esteemed postion.

but yes, if you want me toi'll fix the background, mofo.

and hello to all the new people i don't know.
i'd greet you by name or s/n, if i knew you. which i don't. so just hello _______.

and the crack whore is tired. 7 hours of sleep in the last 48 and 2 long friggin plane rides...<3 to you people.

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Crack Hooker [03 Jun 2004|02:19pm]

The Crack Hooker is...



not a surprise, of course.

Katie you get to be the crack hooker until the crack whore returns, then you can request another postion in the organization or just mooch off us.

either way, you rock

The Godfather has Spoken.

( Say a Blessing)

i believe in a thing called love [02 Jun 2004|11:36pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

darkness on saturday, people should come.

went sailing today and got hit in the face with metal.

its all cool though.

(2 Pleased the Godfather :: Say a Blessing)

[02 Jun 2004|11:40am]

The Godfather has been greatly offended by this here little pussycat...

BAD KITTYCollapse )

Tomorrow at dawn we shall rise and strike the fear into this little kitties heart!

and then we steal their horses.

The Godfather has spoken

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blah [31 May 2004|11:56pm]

just felt like sharing...

WootahCollapse )

amish culture defined.

( Say a Blessing)

Crack Hookers [31 May 2004|01:37am]

I'm hereby desciding on Wednesday night.

applications need to be in by Wednesday morning.

no lates excepted, the only valid application so far is by katie

well. PENIS

The Godfather has spoken.

Remember, You jack us, We jack your horse.

(2 Pleased the Godfather :: Say a Blessing)

[30 May 2004|01:59pm]

[ mood | chipper ]

didn't I didn't I didn't I see you cryin'? AH AH AH!

me me me me ME ME ME ME ME me me me me

I am automatically Jessica's new crackwhore... LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME...


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greetings. [29 May 2004|04:59pm]

I'm new. And I'm not wearing any pants.

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Crack Whore [29 May 2004|02:36am]

Sine the Crack Whore of this here organization is taking a little vacation for a month, we need a substitute crack whore for that time.

since you won't be the real crack whore your official title would be crack hooker and you would only occupy this title as long as she is away.

The Crack hooker would recieve the free horse benefits and insurance, which come with being a part of this here organization, and recieve equal share of all amish mafia investments, as well as the knowledge and pride that they are the crack hooker of the amish mafia.

After the crack hooker's services are no longer needed they may request to take a different position within the organization or leave the organization wholely (while keeping the secrets of the mafia).

Just fill out this simple application, preferably behind an lj cut, and we'll get back to you. if nobody applies the title of crack hooker will automatically go to quinn.


Who the Hell are you?
Why should you get to take the presigous title of Crack Hooker?
Do you put out?
When you type/talk to people understand what your saying?
Do you have a penis? (detachable or otherwise)
Your position on michael jackson?
Your position on paris hilton?
Your postion on exploding dog?
Tell a good joke.

(3 Pleased the Godfather :: Say a Blessing)

[28 May 2004|07:24pm]
[ mood | blah ]

I had this rocking journal but damn i posted it wrong
Hello to you all that are in the Amish Mafia. We clean are guns tonight and we jack their horses tomorrow!! *cheers*

( Say a Blessing)

[28 May 2004|09:29pm]

weee i think i'm done with the layout. unless we descide to get a new background picture, or um change the layout altogether. idk. i like generator.

i dunno about the gold font though.

well. i was thinking we could go out and jack a coupla' horses and wagons but the crack whore of our organization is goin on a lil trip tomorrow, see, to erm.. gather more followers in europe.

yea i dunno what the hell i'm talkin about either.

well. i think i'll go collect our organization's shares from the markets, churches, and farmers in this here town.

-The Godfather

Remember, You jack us, We jack your horse.

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you like? [27 May 2004|08:36pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]

the text looks a little shittyish. but...hopefully it's ok.

i can try to tweak it better when i return if you so desire.

much much love
crack whore

(3 Pleased the Godfather :: Say a Blessing)

[25 May 2004|11:15pm]

[ mood | amused ]

haha man this kicks ASS mofo. i <3 it. alot. almost as much as i <3 you. ;)

much love
-crack whore

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